fight-me-tater-tot:

Do you ever have that one perfect curl in your hair where you’re like

why

why can’t the rest of my hair embody this perfect ringlet, this flawless spiral of beauty,

why must the rest of my hair look like I just emerged from three weeks in the jungle while I have this SINGLE beautiful curl

and then you just sit there

holding it

YOU KNOW THE SIGNS ARE BROKEN WHEN THEY SAY:

ARIES: I don't know what to do anymore.

TAURUS: I'm sick of always trying.

GEMINI: I'm never good enough.

CANCER: I'm sorry about everything.

LEO: I hate myself.

VIRGO: I don't even care anymore.

LIBRA: Nothing even matters to me.

SCORPIO: No one understands me.

SAGITTARIUS: I can't take it anymore.

CAPRICORN: I'm tired of everything.

AQUARIUS: Please leave me alone.

PISCES: I'm lost.


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